In related kid news, Elliott was informed by their chapel leader/speaker of his pre-school that he has "the devil in his heart". I'll repeat: "the devil in his heart". I hope to God that it was a misunderstanding (perhaps she was trying to say that those don't have Christ in their heart have the devil in their heart -- which presents its own sorts of problems theologically for me). Regardless; I want their ass fired - they're preschoolers, chill on the fire and brimestone talk. It doesn't work. Guilting anyone into anything only leads to anger and resentment.