Distractions: Opening Ceremonies Edition

You know the drill by now. Get up in it.

• My Name is Mitchell; welcome to my study. Let's see what I've found in my study drawers.. Seems the fake weird creepy guy humor has played itself out, but its still sorta funny. via
• 10 Reasons It Would Rule To Date A Unicorn (a list so important it has its own URL)
• Incredibly designed and organized chart of movie box office runs (sorted by date/year).
• Waldo has been found
• Illusionators: We're Sorry Part 1 (and the aftermath
• The great story of David Hartwig and his "assistant" Skidboot (the dog walks and leads horses, gets the phone, seems to just understand what his owner wants -- amazing)
• Junior is the saddest cat in all the world
• Crazy Russian Grandma Fight Club
• Stupid people and the Vehicles they Wreck (it is as it sounds)
• Cake's -- that don't quite say what they ought to say
• How American's Die (a somewhat interesting poster)
• Jim Gillette -- How to scream like an 80's Hair Rock God (I believe the pants have everything to do with it).
• How can I pass this up? 25 awesome foods you never knew you could deep fry! (just looking at this food will clog your arteries)