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The Armstrong Family Circus

published and designed by Wiseacre Design Studio

Maineville • Ohio • USA

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@blankenship If I could bat my eyes and do a little "yooo-whooo" dance ala Bugs Bunny, that's what I'm doing right now.

Chewie. Squirrel. Battle. Nazis. This is the best image you will see all day. http://is.gd/dQOHo

Wiseacre Digital is proud to announce the redesign and relaunch of @MercantileLib 's new website - http://is.gd/dQKFf

Supposed to launch a new website last night, but my Internet has been down all night. Oops

I do realize that for anyone not privy to Scotch/Whiskey lingo will think I'm doing something unspeakable to my drink.

Just watched Kung Fu Hustle. Had forgotten the utter brilliance of this film. Also, I'm 4-fingers deep into some Midleton (don't judge me!)

If the internet were a family dinner, it'd be right after your Uncle Bill said something racist to break the silence

The internet is really boring lately. Someone do something interesting. Invent a inverse microwave or instant cupcake launcher.

"I think you should go on a year long trip to Hawaii and jump in a volcano, that's what I think” @thatsjustelliot yeah, he's in trouble

Dear Future Clients: Its more believable to say "We don't have the budget" when you know what the budget is

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

– George Carlin

Buckle up buttercup here we come.

Some lessons kids will never learn in school.
Spiral Wine cellar
I can't even imagine the cost of building a hidden, spiral wine cellar, but it looks amazing.
27 is the new 75
Thank goodness science is around to tell us stuff we don't really want to know. I guess the arthritis and glaucoma should be setting in any time now.
Breaking Bad News
With cute and fuzzy baby animals.
Unfortunate Acne
Being that this is from the "Daily Sport", I doubt its real, but if it is, God has a cruel sense of humor (or this kid did something horrible that made him deserve it).
Reveailng Psychological Experiments
Not sure if they're revealing or just plain disturbing; at the very least they are intriguing.
Daddy-Man!
I almost find this awesome and clever but also find it sad and depressing -- but at least you can enjoy the highly entertaining Daddy-Man theme.
Unique Drumsets
As a (lapsed) drummer I find these highly amusing. Now I no longer have to wonder what cheese sounds like (though this has to be cruelty to cheese).
Erik Johannson
These are right up my photography alley. Amazing manipulation of the imagery, as well as unique concepts and great execution.
Factopolis
A Fun Fact Every Day. "Famed frontiersman Daniel Boone never wore a coonskin cap. He did, however, suffer from a medical condition that caused his breasts to lactate."