RT @chrisbergman I have to admit, I'm a little upset that I'm not down in G-town shooting. #Bengals // same here

@blankenship If I could bat my eyes and do a little "yooo-whooo" dance ala Bugs Bunny, that's what I'm doing right now.

Chewie. Squirrel. Battle. Nazis. This is the best image you will see all day. http://is.gd/dQOHo

Wiseacre Digital is proud to announce the redesign and relaunch of @MercantileLib 's new website - http://is.gd/dQKFf

Supposed to launch a new website last night, but my Internet has been down all night. Oops

I do realize that for anyone not privy to Scotch/Whiskey lingo will think I'm doing something unspeakable to my drink.

Just watched Kung Fu Hustle. Had forgotten the utter brilliance of this film. Also, I'm 4-fingers deep into some Midleton (don't judge me!)

If the internet were a family dinner, it'd be right after your Uncle Bill said something racist to break the silence

The internet is really boring lately. Someone do something interesting. Invent a inverse microwave or instant cupcake launcher.

"I think you should go on a year long trip to Hawaii and jump in a volcano, that's what I think” @thatsjustelliot yeah, he's in trouble