Chewie. Squirrel. Battle. Nazis. This is the best image you will see all day. http://is.gd/dQOHo

Wiseacre Digital is proud to announce the redesign and relaunch of @MercantileLib 's new website - http://is.gd/dQKFf

Supposed to launch a new website last night, but my Internet has been down all night. Oops

I do realize that for anyone not privy to Scotch/Whiskey lingo will think I'm doing something unspeakable to my drink.

Just watched Kung Fu Hustle. Had forgotten the utter brilliance of this film. Also, I'm 4-fingers deep into some Midleton (don't judge me!)

If the internet were a family dinner, it'd be right after your Uncle Bill said something racist to break the silence

The internet is really boring lately. Someone do something interesting. Invent a inverse microwave or instant cupcake launcher.

"I think you should go on a year long trip to Hawaii and jump in a volcano, that's what I think” @thatsjustelliot yeah, he's in trouble

Dear Future Clients: Its more believable to say "We don't have the budget" when you know what the budget is

Spent too much time making this "behind the scenes" of the Armstrong Family Circus. "The Chaos" http://is.gd/dP5jc