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Now kids, Daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off

Posted on June 18, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

Conversations overheard at the Cracker Barrel, somewhere in South Carolina:

“Daddy, don’t zip my penis in my pants. That’ll hurt. I’ll cry a lot. Like this – AAAHHHHH! Loud”

“Yes, I would too. Don’t worry, I’ll be sure to not zip it”

“Yeah Daddy, that would hurt lots”

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