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Completely missed the point

Posted on December 19, 2005December 30, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

So, the kids weren’t feeling well most the weekend, which tends toward a long and tiring (and whiny) time. Overall it wasn’t bad, especially being able to get out and see a great show by a band we know so well that its like home. We also got to spend some time getting to know…

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Overhead as Elliott plays with his friend

Posted on November 9, 2005December 6, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

I love being “incognito” in the office and what I get to overhear the kids say. 10 seconds ago here’s what Elliott said to his friend Yale: Elliott: “That’s my dad, Paul. He’s always funny. He likes to fart on my neck.” That’s tough to live up too.

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Funny things said today

Posted on October 29, 2005December 6, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

A few snapshots of funny things; which are the only highlights of this day so far amongst all the fighting and hitting and pushing and yelling between the kids (plus blisters and sore back from raking leaves for 2 hours). Elliott: Daddy you should sit in the hot tub and tell other men about how…

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Conversations with my children

Posted on October 17, 2005December 4, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

So I went solo bed time with the kiddo’s tonight and here are some of the strange and random things we talked about. Elliott: “Why did God make people? Why did God have to rest? Does He like beds and sleepy time and warm under the covers like me?’ Daddy/Me: “I bet He does. He…

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Now kids, Daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off

Posted on June 18, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

Conversations overheard at the Cracker Barrel, somewhere in South Carolina: “Daddy, don’t zip my penis in my pants. That’ll hurt. I’ll cry a lot. Like this – AAAHHHHH! Loud” “Yes, I would too. Don’t worry, I’ll be sure to not zip it” “Yeah Daddy, that would hurt lots”

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