Free M&M Mini’s and Twizzlers to a good home!
Must have experience with candy. Strong teeth required. Good hygiene habits. You’ll love these so good, you’re stomach will hurt! Serious inquiries only.
Ok, that was lame. But again we bought way too much candy this year. Granted there are tons more kids roaming this neighborhood than at the Oakley house, but the vast crates of candy we got was just a bit overboard.