Today is Abigail’s first date. I know, I know – she’s only six, but it is 2006 so you need get with the times.
Ok, its not a real date but she is going with her friend Austyn (from her school) to see Dragon Tales Live at US Bank Arena downtown. My fatherly instincts have the urge to pull the boy into my office where I’ll be sitting at my desk polishing my Smith & Wesson Model 625 and say “Have you ever made a man disappear?’; but then I realize he\’s only 7.
So, here’s the challenge to you (faithful readers), give me some good lines to use when this is a reality in 10 years …