Yes I have fully matriculated into full robot-dom. Aaron and I have convinced one of Evok’s interns that I am a robot in Cincinnati, set up in a clean room, programmed to interact and learn through instant messenger. Can you say “dumb as a rock”? In all fairness, I often feel like a robot. Doing…
Read MoreAuthor: Paul Armstrong
Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day
Suddenly the week is gone (and I didn’t exactly tear up with the four times a day updates – but I’ve been busy). I’ve been thinking about legacy. When my bones mix into the dust of the earth what memories or stories that grow and endure the weather? I’ve not yet written that great novel…
Read MoreWhy do you hate us Mr. Trashman? Why?
So we’ve been here only 2 weeks which means its hardly enough time to call this a “continual” issue, but so far Mr. Trashman – also called Rumpke – has yet to pick up our trash. Last week we had quite a bit on the curb. We had even called about a special pick up…
Read MoreDissatisfaction
There was a quote I heard in church that has had my brain turning. The basic ache we all have for something more … without knowing exactly what it is we want but knowing we have no attained it. “Creatures are not born with desires unless satisfaction for those desires exist. A baby feels hunger;…
Read MoreIt’s 9:40pm, and why am I working?
Because I have immense security issues. I fear for the next day when someone will call me up and decide to “use” (and I use that term literally and figuratively) another vendor who is cheaper, quicker, a cousin, a brother, a relative, a monkey (you fill in the blank). For all the work I have,…
Read More4 updates a day, keep …
… no one away (or something like that). I’ve recieved a challenge, and I shall do my best to accept the challenge and update this lil ol‘ site updated four (yes four — count that out – 1, 2, 3, 4) times a day, though I can’t guarantee anything interesting. There will be another new…
Read MoreShhh. Family Guy is on
I love obscure cultural reference, especially obscure cultural references that I understand — I feel like I’m part of a special “privileged eyes” club for kids who were corrupted by odd 70s (and some 80s) marketing values. Mr Belvedere loves you (man I thought they were all homely kids, even as a kid – and…
Read MoreDear Adelphia Cable Guy
I hate your face. I have been using high speed internet (at home) for over 5 years. I’ve used Time Warner, Zoomtown, Current and now your lovely services (this is sarcasm, just in case you were unsure). In the 2 weeks of using your (lack of) service, I have not had a full day where…
Read MoreWhen will the owners come back?
I’m not sure how long this feeling of “this can’t really be our house” will last, but for now I have to get used to waking up somewhat confused. We can park our cars in the garage (after a marathon of coming in and out, up and down exactly 138 times with boxes and boxes)….
Read MoreBoxes, free to a good home
Lovely rustic, durable, practical, enjoyable and delicately packed brown corrigated boxes are available to you, for a limited time — FREE OF CHARGE! Yes you can own hundreds of various sized boxes, at no cost to you. You’ll discover endless entertainment and fulfillment for you and your entire family, such as : castles, forts, cities…
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