Free M&M Mini’s and Twizzlers to a good home! Must have experience with candy. Strong teeth required. Good hygiene habits. You’ll love these so good, you’re stomach will hurt! Serious inquiries only. Ok, that was lame. But again we bought way too much candy this year. Granted there are tons more kids roaming this neighborhood…
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Dear Seasons,
I know we get along pretty well on most occasions – minus your periods of manic mood swings (what was up with Summer? He was just bothered and angry for months; he even scared Rain away). What I take umbrage with is your erratic transitions. Is it stubbornness? Summer outlasted his welcome — but nowhere…
Read MoreAll just a game
Gas prices are down. It’s like they’re giving it away – or at least that’s how it feels. So, was it all a psychological game to see what we’d pay or legitimate price increase? We may never know …
Read MoreMy wife the movie star
Sonya has been (frequently) urged to try her luck with a talent agency to perhaps do some print ads, commercial work, etc. For months she thought about it. We talked. We prayed. So she decided to give it a go. About 2 weeks ago she walked into Ashley Talent to see what came of it…
Read MoreThe one about bullies
Apparently bullying starts younger than I remember. Every year Abigail\’s school switches up the class make up (for whatever reason). Five of Abigail’s classmates from her Kindergarten class are in her 1st grade class. One of them was what Abigail called a “friend” (whatever that might mean in 5 year old land). But this year…
Read MoreI always thought that dogs laid eggs – so yeah, I learned something today.
Somehow I’ve become the guy that spends 2 and a half hours on a cool and gray Saturday afternoon vacuuming and washing his — mini van. That’s right. I take pride in my mini van. I in fact, like it. Somewhere between “I do” and diaper changing I’ve grow to value an economy of space…
Read MoreThe ruptured capillaries in your nose belie the clarity of your wisdom
When does realism turn into pessimism? I first started to think about this as I watch my Chiefs get humiliated on Sunday evening. There came a point in the game when I knew that they had lost momentum -— and the game (even though they were up by 11 points). There was an entire half…
Read MoreI don’t take coupons from giant chickens, not after last time
Sweet Lincoln’s mullet its finally (99%) done! The church site has been a labor of love for about 4 or 5months now. It started out as me approaching Ryan (Hartsock) about doing any design work they might need (like banners, bulletins, displays) and turned toward a “wishlist” of what a church website could and should…
Read MoreA boats a boat, but a box could be anything – it could even be a boat!
I’m addicted. I really am. Obsessed might be the word. Its never a good sign for your sanity (or career) when you think about a fictional TV show so much that you comb message boards looking for clues and insights, typing in secret words into a barcode input boxes (which by the way, you type…
Read MoreWhether you think you can or you can’t; you’re right.
Yesterday turned into a series of catastrophes. I spent most the morning fixing some issues with the old church site (I had to update every font on 6 different files because the original designer refused to send the fonts used to create her file so that I could fix the links — I just don’t…
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