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I’ve got an idea! An idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I’m talking about

Posted on June 13, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

Dear Food Service Representative, who worked at McDonald’s in Florence SC (and whose name was rubbed out), I know your shift was almost over, but as a customer of your fine establishment I expect, no, demand that you fulfill your duty till my order is finished (at the very least). Actually listening is a good…

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There’s a message in my Cheerios – It says, Ooooooo

Posted on June 9, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

24 hours and we’ll be on the road to Hendersonville, North Carolina for an overnight stay, before we finally get to the beach. We usually get to the hotel in Hendersonville incredibly early – and proceed to swim, walk around the old town (with the kids justing wanting tomorrow to come, and tired from being…

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I’m not drunk, all right! I just have a speech impediment; and a stomach virus; and an inner ear infection

Posted on June 2, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

I’m going to write at length because I can, about everything under the sun. So, rest your eyes. Get a drink. Be comfortable (not that comfortable). Birthdays are strange for me. There are swirling emotions of apathy, excitement and disappointment every year. June is a very busy time for most people (and friends). Endings. Beginnings….

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It’s just easier to call you stupid

Posted on May 31, 2005November 26, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

From now on, the titles are all Family Guy quotes because my brain is far to exhausted to be original. My body intuitively knows that “school is out”. 17 years (or so) of having 3 months leisure is ingrained into my system. Everything in me is shutting down – putting on shorts, watching the blue…

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Birthday Suit Bouncing

Posted on May 26, 2005November 26, 2019 by Sonya Armstrong

Come on everyone; try it, it’s fun! At least Elliott is all for getting on his brand new Hoppity Hop, in his birthday suit. Today is Elliott’s 4th birthday. He’s very excited about his new hoppity hop (do you all remember those glorious toys from much younger years?! They were the best!, elevating your physical…

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Welcome to the wait

Posted on May 23, 2005November 26, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

Not much to report in the circus. It feels as if we’ve pulled into a sidetrack waiting for others to pass by as we wait. The weekend? Meh. Normal. We had the “inspection” Saturday morning – we all went to the Wilcoxon’s for about an hour and half (Sonya and Kim exercised, the kids and…

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I’ve got it, I’ve got it …

Posted on May 18, 2005November 26, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

Thank you to Sha for passing me the musical baton. I shall try my best to hold tight (and yes, this is somewhat redundant as it nearly exactly mirros what I have on Wiseacre). For those of you who don’t know what it is; I believe it was started by Keegan Jones at The Big…

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3 Days

Posted on May 14, 2005November 26, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

That’s all it took. 3 Days. 72 hours. 4,320 minutes. 42% of a week. 0.8% of a year. Not long. SOLD. We didn’t think we’d accept the initial offer, but after standing our ground, we got a great offer. Now our fingers are crossed for the inspection. Maybe now we can sleep.

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Mothers Day, motivation, inspiration and humiliation

Posted on May 8, 2005November 26, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!Not much planned today. P.F. Changs. More house work, so that we can put the house “on the market” early as possible this week. A message for mothers everywhere — you are worth celebrating. Let your family or friends pamper you. Your worth is not measured in money, or accomplishments, or titles, or…

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This might take awhile

Posted on April 27, 2005November 26, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

House hunting has already proved to be frustratingly longwinded. Email after email. But thank God for the internet — and the means to “see” houses without wasting afternoons walking through and driving around all of Cincinnati. So far, no luck. Armstrong Circus has a Flesch Reading Ease of 83.27 – yeah, that’s right. We’re cool…

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