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I am robot

Posted on July 22, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

Yes I have fully matriculated into full robot-dom. Aaron and I have convinced one of Evok’s interns that I am a robot in Cincinnati, set up in a clean room, programmed to interact and learn through instant messenger. Can you say “dumb as a rock”? In all fairness, I often feel like a robot. Doing…

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Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day

Posted on July 16, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

Suddenly the week is gone (and I didn’t exactly tear up with the four times a day updates – but I’ve been busy). I’ve been thinking about legacy. When my bones mix into the dust of the earth what memories or stories that grow and endure the weather? I’ve not yet written that great novel…

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Why do you hate us Mr. Trashman? Why?

Posted on July 13, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

So we’ve been here only 2 weeks which means its hardly enough time to call this a “continual” issue, but so far Mr. Trashman – also called Rumpke – has yet to pick up our trash. Last week we had quite a bit on the curb. We had even called about a special pick up…

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Dissatisfaction

Posted on July 12, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

There was a quote I heard in church that has had my brain turning. The basic ache we all have for something more … without knowing exactly what it is we want but knowing we have no attained it. “Creatures are not born with desires unless satisfaction for those desires exist. A baby feels hunger;…

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It’s 9:40pm, and why am I working?

Posted on July 11, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

Because I have immense security issues. I fear for the next day when someone will call me up and decide to “use” (and I use that term literally and figuratively) another vendor who is cheaper, quicker, a cousin, a brother, a relative, a monkey (you fill in the blank). For all the work I have,…

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4 updates a day, keep …

Posted on July 11, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

… no one away (or something like that). I’ve recieved a challenge, and I shall do my best to accept the challenge and update this lil ol‘ site updated four (yes four — count that out – 1, 2, 3, 4) times a day, though I can’t guarantee anything interesting. There will be another new…

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Dear Adelphia Cable Guy

Posted on July 10, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

I hate your face. I have been using high speed internet (at home) for over 5 years. I’ve used Time Warner, Zoomtown, Current and now your lovely services (this is sarcasm, just in case you were unsure). In the 2 weeks of using your (lack of) service, I have not had a full day where…

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Boxes, free to a good home

Posted on July 10, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

Lovely rustic, durable, practical, enjoyable and delicately packed brown corrigated boxes are available to you, for a limited time — FREE OF CHARGE! Yes you can own hundreds of various sized boxes, at no cost to you. You’ll discover endless entertainment and fulfillment for you and your entire family, such as : castles, forts, cities…

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Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn’t nothing?

Posted on June 22, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

Well, we made it home in one piece and have been so overwhelming busy that I haven’t had time for the final update of the vacation. We left early Saturday morning. Mom came back with us to help out with the kids while we move and pack and various other sundry duties. Florence again did…

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Of course a man made it. It’s a commercial Lois, not a delicious thanksgiving dinner

Posted on June 13, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

South Carolina is the state of “Smiling Faces, Beautiful Places”, but apparently the tourism board has never been to Florence SC (where the McDonald’s incident occurred). Neither smiling, nor beautiful. With crazed men, sitting on buckets in parking lots cursing out families exiting McDonald’s (although, said bucket-man was nice enough point out to me that…

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