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It’s 9:40pm, and why am I working?

Posted on July 11, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

Because I have immense security issues. I fear for the next day when someone will call me up and decide to “use” (and I use that term literally and figuratively) another vendor who is cheaper, quicker, a cousin, a brother, a relative, a monkey (you fill in the blank). For all the work I have,…

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4 updates a day, keep …

Posted on July 11, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

… no one away (or something like that). I’ve recieved a challenge, and I shall do my best to accept the challenge and update this lil ol‘ site updated four (yes four — count that out – 1, 2, 3, 4) times a day, though I can’t guarantee anything interesting. There will be another new…

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Dear Adelphia Cable Guy

Posted on July 10, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

I hate your face. I have been using high speed internet (at home) for over 5 years. I’ve used Time Warner, Zoomtown, Current and now your lovely services (this is sarcasm, just in case you were unsure). In the 2 weeks of using your (lack of) service, I have not had a full day where…

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Boxes, free to a good home

Posted on July 10, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

Lovely rustic, durable, practical, enjoyable and delicately packed brown corrigated boxes are available to you, for a limited time — FREE OF CHARGE! Yes you can own hundreds of various sized boxes, at no cost to you. You’ll discover endless entertainment and fulfillment for you and your entire family, such as : castles, forts, cities…

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Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn’t nothing?

Posted on June 22, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

Well, we made it home in one piece and have been so overwhelming busy that I haven’t had time for the final update of the vacation. We left early Saturday morning. Mom came back with us to help out with the kids while we move and pack and various other sundry duties. Florence again did…

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Of course a man made it. It’s a commercial Lois, not a delicious thanksgiving dinner

Posted on June 13, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

South Carolina is the state of “Smiling Faces, Beautiful Places”, but apparently the tourism board has never been to Florence SC (where the McDonald’s incident occurred). Neither smiling, nor beautiful. With crazed men, sitting on buckets in parking lots cursing out families exiting McDonald’s (although, said bucket-man was nice enough point out to me that…

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I’ve got an idea! An idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I’m talking about

Posted on June 13, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

Dear Food Service Representative, who worked at McDonald’s in Florence SC (and whose name was rubbed out), I know your shift was almost over, but as a customer of your fine establishment I expect, no, demand that you fulfill your duty till my order is finished (at the very least). Actually listening is a good…

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There’s a message in my Cheerios – It says, Ooooooo

Posted on June 9, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

24 hours and we’ll be on the road to Hendersonville, North Carolina for an overnight stay, before we finally get to the beach. We usually get to the hotel in Hendersonville incredibly early – and proceed to swim, walk around the old town (with the kids justing wanting tomorrow to come, and tired from being…

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I’m not drunk, all right! I just have a speech impediment; and a stomach virus; and an inner ear infection

Posted on June 2, 2005December 2, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

I’m going to write at length because I can, about everything under the sun. So, rest your eyes. Get a drink. Be comfortable (not that comfortable). Birthdays are strange for me. There are swirling emotions of apathy, excitement and disappointment every year. June is a very busy time for most people (and friends). Endings. Beginnings….

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Holy crip, he’s a crapple!

Posted on June 1, 2005November 26, 2019 by Paul Armstrong

I’m 33 today. I have no idea how this happened. But it might be contagious, so everyone take a step back.

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